Electric οr conventional?
A carving knife and a Sham-Wow should do it.
better get the hedge trimmers man, or just pluck em one at a time with your teeth, that’s what I’d do…
Conventional…use a triple blade for a stubble-free smoothness.
They look dirty. That turns me off. I don’t like the south either, but that turns me on.
Conventional.
Or you could have her put them in cornrows. Have her go gangsta.
With a jar of hot wax and a sheet of paper.
hm. 70s porn flashbacks aren’t a good thing to do to a friend, you know.
I’m thinking Haz-Mat suit, and a pair of pruning shears.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “bush babby”, doesn’t it?
but they are so purty
always take a machete when you venture deep into the bush
A bird in the hand is worth two Zs on the bush !
I thought Beavers were supposed to be hairy?
You’re sure it’s a ZZ Top obsession and not an ethnic thing because she’s part Yeti? Come on, man, where’s your spirit of diversity?
But, uh, try to get Nair in the industrial sized drums. Now, it can irritate beavers so, for there, trim first with scissors then conventional.
For some, you just buy the 50 blade pack of disposables at Sam’s Club and keep at it until the hair is gone or the back runs out.
Yeah, conventional.
By hiring Johnny Damon and using a Mach 3 Razor, while listening to his favorite band Sevendust!
The old fashioned way…with a straight razor! While she’s busy down south with her blade, she could crank up some good ‘ol Canadian thrash metal from up north, performed by ‘Razor’…
Marshall Arts: http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/9Oiny3dR/razor_the_marshall_arts/ Below The Belt: http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/uDzZjYGP/razor_below_the_belt/ Fed Up: http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/qPbxfB1J/razor_fed_up/ Enforcer: http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/Bz5KFPBV/razor_enforcer/ Take This Torch: http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/Vbodhcww/razor_take_this_torch/
Break out the John Dear. It’s time to mow the grass!!
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A carving knife and a Sham-Wow should do it.
better get the hedge trimmers man, or just pluck em one at a time with your teeth, that’s what I’d do…
Conventional…use a triple blade for a stubble-free smoothness.
They look dirty. That turns me off. I don’t like the south either, but that turns me on.
Conventional.
Or you could have her put them in cornrows. Have her go gangsta.
With a jar of hot wax and a sheet of paper.
hm.
70s porn flashbacks
aren’t a good thing
to do to a friend,
you know.
I’m thinking Haz-Mat suit, and a pair of pruning shears.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “bush babby”, doesn’t it?
but they are so purty
always take a machete when you venture deep into the bush
A bird in the hand is worth two Zs on the bush !
I thought Beavers were supposed to be hairy?
You’re sure it’s a ZZ Top obsession and not an ethnic thing because she’s part Yeti? Come on, man, where’s your spirit of diversity?
But, uh, try to get Nair in the industrial sized drums. Now, it can irritate beavers so, for there, trim first with scissors then conventional.
For some, you just buy the 50 blade pack of disposables at Sam’s Club and keep at it until the hair is gone or the back runs out.
Yeah, conventional.
By hiring Johnny Damon and using a Mach 3 Razor, while listening to his favorite band Sevendust!
The old fashioned way…with a straight razor!
While she’s busy down south with her blade, she could crank up some good ‘ol Canadian thrash metal from up north, performed by ‘Razor’…
Marshall Arts:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/9Oiny3dR/razor_the_marshall_arts/
Below The Belt:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/uDzZjYGP/razor_below_the_belt/
Fed Up:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/qPbxfB1J/razor_fed_up/
Enforcer:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/Bz5KFPBV/razor_enforcer/
Take This Torch:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/Vbodhcww/razor_take_this_torch/
Break out the John Dear. It’s time to mow the grass!!
44 Magnum