Comments on: Razor Poll: How should one handle it when a woman takes their ZZ-Top obsession a little too far south?

By: MĚŦĦ mõŭŜē™♂

MĚŦĦ mõŭŜē™♂ — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:24:52 +0000

44 Magnum

By: SKBOMB11

SKBOMB11 — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:16:19 +0000

Break out the John Dear. It’s time to mow the grass!!

By: Smiley

Smiley — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:19:00 +0000

The old fashioned way…with a straight razor!
While she’s busy down south with her blade, she could crank up some good ‘ol Canadian thrash metal from up north, performed by ‘Razor’…

Marshall Arts:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/9Oiny3dR/razor_the_marshall_arts/
Below The Belt:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/uDzZjYGP/razor_below_the_belt/
Fed Up:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/qPbxfB1J/razor_fed_up/
Enforcer:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/Bz5KFPBV/razor_enforcer/
Take This Torch:
http://www.imeem.com/people/aKgj4Hs/music/Vbodhcww/razor_take_this_torch/

By: Dark New Day (Pro Music)

Dark New Day (Pro Music) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:20:11 +0000

By hiring Johnny Damon and using a Mach 3 Razor, while listening to his favorite band Sevendust!

By: FYRE & REIGN RETURNS

FYRE & REIGN RETURNS — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:52:11 +0000

You’re sure it’s a ZZ Top obsession and not an ethnic thing because she’s part Yeti? Come on, man, where’s your spirit of diversity?

But, uh, try to get Nair in the industrial sized drums. Now, it can irritate beavers so, for there, trim first with scissors then conventional.

For some, you just buy the 50 blade pack of disposables at Sam’s Club and keep at it until the hair is gone or the back runs out.

Yeah, conventional.

By: MrM

MrM — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:17:26 +0000

I thought Beavers were supposed to be hairy?

By: Rusty Tater ©

Rusty Tater © — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:16:29 +0000

A bird in the hand is worth two Zs on the bush !

By: daft mare

daft mare — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:43:49 +0000

always take a machete when you venture deep into the bush

By: Alotta Fagina™

Alotta Fagina™ — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:09:33 +0000

but they are so purty

By: cel's giant sassy beaver

cel's giant sassy beaver — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:50:25 +0000

I’m thinking Haz-Mat suit, and a pair of pruning shears.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “bush babby”, doesn’t it?